I dreamt that Anette had a blackjack addiction and kept borrowing money from me and to pay off her debt I had to work as a lollipop man in Glasgow and had to wear boxes for shoes
do you ever just have so much you need to remember and do that your brain stops working and you just walk around feeling like a lobotomised otter
i don’t trust people who can fall asleep with jeans on
urgh i have to wake up in 4 hours to go to set and i can’t sleep because it’s too warm and everything is uncomfortable and i dreamt that moby left me some sort of cryptic message and when i finally deciphered it it was just his face like:
"What are you doing?"
"Let me just step here. Now here. Oh, I bet that hurt. Now let me put my butt down here. Oh, yeah, that’s the stuff."
why is the us air force emailing me
i’m a 18 year old girl from europe who hasn’t seen daylight in weeks
i think you can do better
Random girl: Oh, you’re listening to the Who! I love the Who!
Me: Yeah, what’s your favourite song?
Random girl: Umm… I think definitely Teenage Wasteland.
- Me: I feel I swear worse than a sailor.
- Me: I mean, what the fuck is up with that...
My relationship with homework:
Write a pro-gay comment
Get more “thumbs down” than “thumbs up”.
I mean, why would you be against people loving each other and being happy?