do you ever just have so much you need to remember and do that your brain stops working and you just walk around feeling like a lobotomised otter
i don’t trust people who can fall asleep with jeans on
urgh i have to wake up in 4 hours to go to set and i can’t sleep because it’s too warm and everything is uncomfortable and i dreamt that moby left me some sort of cryptic message and when i finally deciphered it it was just his face like:
"What are you doing?"
"Let me just step here. Now here. Oh, I bet that hurt. Now let me put my butt down here. Oh, yeah, that’s the stuff."
why is the us air force emailing me
i’m a 18 year old girl from europe who hasn’t seen daylight in weeks
i think you can do better
Random girl: Oh, you’re listening to the Who! I love the Who!
Me: Yeah, what’s your favourite song?
Random girl: Umm… I think definitely Teenage Wasteland.
- Me: I feel I swear worse than a sailor.
- Me: I mean, what the fuck is up with that...
My relationship with homework:
Write a pro-gay comment
Get more “thumbs down” than “thumbs up”.
I mean, why would you be against people loving each other and being happy?