why has a girl with the biggest south london accent been yelling in my flat for the last 15 minutes
"yeah, I’m going to sleep at midnight tonight" and here I am 2 hours and 48 minutes later like
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES NOW SOMEONE PLEASE END MY MISERY
my stomach just woke up one day and was like nope not doing milk any more milk sucks stop trying to make milk happen it’s not going to happen
- Me: Oh, I ate way too much. I can't move.
- *little cousin runs in an unknown direction*
- Me: No! Please... Come... Back...
- Me: Who am I kidding, we'll never see him again.
noooo the painters are starting with our balcony I have to wear pants at home now
I’m so full but these oatmeal cookies are just
*rolls into kitchen to get more*