my friends made me watch high school musical

I feel so ill but I have so much work that I need to do

The idea is to fill facebook with:

I was nominated by…:

Facebook:

when my mum doesn’t answer me on skype I just start sending random messages

this happened on friday and she still hasn’t answered me and the body’s beginning to smell what should I do

When you think of something you need to do but your brain immediately forgets it:

it smells like summer outside

why has a girl with the biggest south london accent been yelling in my flat for the last 15 minutes

"yeah, I’m going to sleep at midnight tonight" and here I am 2 hours and 48 minutes later like

porn blogs following you more like

shit I miss way too many people

The first time I looked at my mum’s facebook pictures

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES NOW SOMEONE PLEASE END MY MISERY

today has been horrible already so I’ll just stay in bed and watch blazing saddles

my stomach just woke up one day and was like nope not doing milk any more milk sucks stop trying to make milk happen it’s not going to happen

We only have cereal to eat but the milk we have makes my stomach ache