I will be forever single because there is no man who has the looks of Henry Cavill, the personality of Tom Welling, the voice of Marcus Mumford, the confidence of Robert Downey Jr, the brains and elegance of Tom Hiddleston, nerdiness of Nathan Fillion, the sense of humour of Jared Padalecki, the playfulness of Jensen Ackles, and brilliance of Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
I had a dream where I was having a really long and detailed conversation about Shakespeare with Tom Hiddleston when Robert Downey Jr who’s wearing a bathrobe and bunny slippers walks by while tapping on his giant wrist watch and says: “It’s time to tickle the sleeping dragon.”
In the dream I and Tom were like: “Ehehehe, oh silly Robert. Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.” but now I’m kind of wondering if that’s what Robert really meant by dragon…
no one plans for tom hiddleston feelings
no one seeks them out
tom hiddleston finds you
and forcibly makes you fall hopelessly in love with him
there is no escape
#HE’S CLIMBIN’ IN YO FANDOMS #HE’S SNATCHIN’ YO PEOPLE UP #HE’S TRYNA LOKI ‘EM #SO YOU BETTER HIDE YA GIFS HIDE YA BLOG #HIDE YA GIFS HIDE YA BLOG #AND HIDE YA FEELINGS #CUZ HE’S LOKI-IN’ ERRBODY OUT HERE
Friend: What’s so special about the Avengers?
Me: Where should I start?! Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Loki! No?
Me: IRON MAN, HAWKEYE, CAPTAIN AMERICA! I’ve been waiting for this since 2008! How do you not know this?!
Me: Seriously? Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Downey Jr?! Joss Whedon! Oh, for fuck’s sake, surely you must know him.
Me: JOSS WHEDON!