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Helin. Master of lame jokes. Things that fascinate me.

I almost put wasabi powder in my tea.

Can you imagine how horrible that would have been?

I MEAN AN ENTIRE CUP OF TEA RUINED OH THE HUMANITY

blimey mum you don’t have to check up on me every 5 minutes i’m almost 19 it’s not like i’m going to spill tea oh god it burns

me spilling tea on myself:  NOOOO NOT THE TEA ah it burns BUT THE TEA OH THE INJUSTICE YOU PRECIOUS seriously i can feel my skin peeling off TEA TEA NO WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING damn that's hot OH THE AGONY THE GOOD PERISH SO YOUNG
me:  okay, better get ready for that party at my friends place
me:  omg this armchair is so comfortable
me:  and this sweater is so warm
me:  tea! there's tea!
me:  holy shit hercule poirot is on tv
me:  fuck social events, i'm never leaving my house ever again

Listening to music, drinking tea and reading comic books

If all answers are YES, please marry me

A conversation between two 18 year olds on a Saturday night

Friend: “Good day, madam, do you want to come over? I have liquor.”

Me: “I can’t. I just put the kettle on and Midsomer murders starts in an hour and 10 minutes.”

Friend: “WHAT? SERIOUSLY? Screw what I said. I’m coming over there.”

Me:

Friend: “Don’t you think you drink a little too much tea?”

Me: “DID SOMEONE MENTION TEA?”

09.02  5   #sick   #ill   #shit   #fml   #tea   #where are thou  

Last weekend as a minor

“Watch all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes and drink all the tea!”

what a pathetic nerd

I should be studying chemistry.

Instead I’m:

I’ll blame you if I fail, Anette.

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favourite pastime of mine, oh and i bought sugar

More tea, that’s what we need.

A choice I have to make much too often.

I admit it. I have a problem.

I have a very serious addiction to tea.

The tea. It’s gone. All of it.

RF