Me: *accidentally cuts self with pocketknife*

Me: *stops bleeding with duct tape*

pomegranatemystery:

elsinore-rose:

i keep thinking back to amy’s afterword

and how it says everything the doctor needs to hear: that she’s happy, that she did find rory, that they lived a long life together

and then i keep thinking back to river’s words

don’t let him see the damage

and wondering whether anything in that afterward is actually true.

come here

i need to kick you in the knee cap

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAIT YES I KNOW RUINING MY LIFE

whoaminottobefabulous:

hiccups-feels-or-anythingbritish:

danglingthpider:

jealousofthetea:

onemillioncatsplussherlock:

I’M COLD AND I DON’T LIKE IT :(

PUT ON A JUMPER

LIKE ONE OF THESE

go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve  done!

i didnt get it and then i did and i started crying so fuck you

I don’t get it *scrolls past* … *scrolls back up* oh. *creys*

theinternethastakenover:

mycroftsmindtardis:

according to matt smith - one of the new episodes by steven moffat for season 7 part 2 involves monsters in the wifi.

monsters.

in.

the.

wifi.

why must you hurt me in this way

moffat hits us where it hurts

our internet

consultingassbuttfromgallifrey:

jesus-misha:

m-y—p-a-s-s-i-o-n-s:

you good sir are goddamn too sexy

zan77:

I loved this scene because of reasons.

god bless hi-res

So I was walking down a corridor at school with a friend today.

And a 11th grader tapped on my friends shoulder and asked: ‘Are you guys in the 10th grade?’

Our reaction:

WE ARE IN THE 12TH GRADE YOU PEASANT HOW DARE YOU

rudeandgingerdoctor:

hanhorvath:

moftiss:

#what the fuck is wrong with you

Me: So I thought that I should just wait until the third one comes out and then order all three.

Britt: Order what?

Me: Oh, nothi

Johanna: Comic books.

Me:

I was trying to keep my nerdiness on the down low for once.

Johanna:

 I know.

Britt: