I opened my 10th grade history notebook and the only thing that was in it was this:

I must have learned a lot that year.

i truly thought about studying but then like


to study for exams

or to watch cartoons all day

that is the question

This is me every time a teacher asks what my next class is:

where’s the self destruct button at my school

  • Me: I really should read that book I had to read for school last week...
  • Me:
  • Me: *reads the Fry Chronicles while playing the ukulele instead*

My music teacher’s 50-minute monologue that has nothing to do with music

  • me: *remembers faces and names of actors/directors/casting directors/2nd ACs/dolly grips*
  • me: hey, who was that dude who said hi earlier?
  • friend:
  • friend: you went to the same school for 6 years...
  • me: are you sure? because i don't remember ever seeing him.
  • friend: HE WAS IN YOUR CLASS
  • me:
  • me: are you sure?

12 years of school and this is my greatest achievement:

it’s a pity i’m sitting at the back of the room

my economy class would really like all the gay porn on my dash right now

the only good things about school is that i know it will end and the fact that they fixed the wifi

I have approximately 75 days of school left

Right now:

After Graduation:

and now lets play a game called WHO WANTS TO BURN DOWN MY SCHOOL

  • Me: Can I not go to school tomorrow?
  • Dad from kitchen: Why?
  • Me: I don't know if I'm emotionally ready.
  • Dad from kitchen:
  • Dad from kitchen: I know what a John Hughes film is, I'm not that old.
  • Me:
  • Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the kitchen right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.

okay so can i not do my homework and tell the teacher it’s because i lost my notes again