i truly thought about studying but then like
to study for exams
or to watch cartoons all day
that is the question
This is me every time a teacher asks what my next class is:
Me: *reads the Fry Chronicles while playing the ukulele instead*
My music teacher’s 50-minute monologue that has nothing to do with music
me: hey, who was that dude who said hi earlier?
friend: you went to the same school for 6 years...
me: are you sure? because i don't remember ever seeing him.
friend: HE WAS IN YOUR CLASS
me: are you sure?
12 years of school and this is my greatest achievement:
it’s a pity i’m sitting at the back of the room
my economy class would really like all the gay porn on my dash right now
the only good things about school is that i know it will end and the fact that they fixed the wifi
I have approximately 75 days of school left
and now lets play a game called WHO WANTS TO BURN DOWN MY SCHOOL
Dad from kitchen: Why?
Me: I don't know if I'm emotionally ready.
Dad from kitchen:
Dad from kitchen: I know what a John Hughes film is, I'm not that old.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the kitchen right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
okay so can i not do my homework and tell the teacher it’s because i lost my notes again