now I really miss my friends

There was a really sad armchair on one of my French handouts:

DON’T WORRY MONSIEUR FAUTEUIL EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT

*finds out end of the world is cancelled*

*actually kind of sad*

When only a few people like/reblog your posts:

When a lot of people like/reblog only one of your posts:

Dear celebrity crushes,

why must you all be like twice my age?!?

Sincerely,

When I see a person wearing a Superman t-shirt so I mention Clark Kent and they say: “Who?”

Seeing a cute guy on the internet:

Seeing that he likes the same films as you:

Seeing that he likes the same music as you:

Seeing that he lives on the other side of the country:

Being told that you aren’t allowed to eat breakfast before your doctor’s appointment:

Seeing pictures from the Doctor Who Convention on Tumblr and just sitting there like:

Finishing a good book

Me:

Everyone else:

Me: This book. It’s brilliant.

Everyone else:

It’s just a book…

Me:

When a teacher makes an inappropriate joke:

6% battery left

Tomorrow is Monday and that means school… AGAIN

I lost a follower

Outside:

Inside:

It’s so sad that I’m still laughing at a joke I made 10 hours ago…

Well, what can you do? I’m cursed to be hilarious.