So I was walking down a corridor at school with a friend today.
And a 11th grader tapped on my friends shoulder and asked: ‘Are you guys in the 10th grade?’
WE ARE IN THE 12TH GRADE YOU PEASANT HOW DARE YOU
Telling your mum about something you found very terrifying
How you think she’ll react:
How she actually reacts:
Friday’s Chemistry test and my reactions:
When I get the test:
Exercise #4 (usually the point where I start drawing dinosaurs):
Exercise #5 (usually the point when the teacher realises that I’m drawing):
And after it’s over:
See a Superman shirt in a store
I got a Superman shirt.
Crazy guy on bus (and my reactions)
“God will destroy us all if we do not forgive you pagans!”
“We must consume pure air!”
“Do NOT laugh! For you will be proven wrong!”
(A hard thing to do considering you’re wearing pink rubber boots.)
“Jugement day will arrive soon!”
“You shall see the light that shins from behind the moon!”
“Atheists will have to believe one day!”
See a drop dead gorgeous guy on the bus
And then he got off before me:
So I’m on the bus listening to music.
Suddenly the bus driver slams the breaks and I bump into this cute guy.
And he just smiles like:
And when I apologise I try to say “sorry” and “excuse me” at the same time. And now I have no idea what actually came out of my mouth.