Crazy guy on bus (and my reactions)

"God will destroy us all if we do not forgive you pagans!"

"We must consume pure air!"

"Do NOT laugh! For you will be proven wrong!"

(A hard thing to do considering you’re wearing pink rubber boots.)

"Jugement day will arrive soon!"

"You shall see the light that shins from behind the moon!"

"Atheists will have to believe one day!"

On the bus when you realise a drunk has been having a conversation with you for 5 minutes and you missed everything because you were listening to music.

See a drop dead gorgeous guy on the bus

My brain:

And then he got off before me:

Hearing someone’s conversation on the bus.

As an antisocial weirdo I can’t help but think:

When you’re on the bus and the creepy guy won’t stop staring at you.