The first time I looked at my mum’s facebook pictures
excuse me mum I have 8 followers on instagram I think I know how to take a picture
I texted my mum that I won an Oscar and she criticized my spelling.
why do people celebrate birthdays so much i just happened to pop out my mum did most of the work go and ask her what she’s planning to do and what she wants as a gift I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS IT IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE
Trying to make my mum understand that I don’t want to go to the local film school:
blimey mum you don’t have to check up on me every 5 minutes i’m almost 19 it’s not like i’m going to spill tea oh god it burns
(translation: But did they give you Jägermeister?)
Mum: Can you come off the computer and help me with something?
Me: But, mum, I haven’t reached the end of my dash yet.
Mum: Oh, okay, when you’re finished then.
and then you realise you started talking in the wrong language: