• Me: I wonder if I start behaving even stranger at school... Maybe the teachers wouldn't pay so much attention to me.
  • Me: You know, like there's the quite one whom everyone just leaves alone because of the quietness.
  • Me: And the one who won't shut up so everyone just tries to ignore him.
  • Me: So maybe if I started wearing really weird clothes, talking to myself and making Supernatural and Doctor Who references every 5 seconds... Maybe, just maybe, they'd leave me be.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Shit, I already do all of those things.

When one little incident ruins your entire day:

Trying to explain the Green Lantern Corps to my dad

Dad:

Me:

"Focus. Focus. I have a lot of work to do. Focus."

"Wait, what’s that?"

*2 hours later*

"Okay, I have to stop. I have wo…"

"YES! Now please stop it. I have this due on Mondooow, what is that?”