crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

When my mum tried to explain how to use the internet over the phone:

GOD DAMN IT CAT ARE YOU WATCHING PUSSY VIDEOS AGAIN YOUR INTERNET ADDICTION IS SERIOUSLY GETTING OUT OF CONTROL

i’m genuinely¬†confused and worried

what do people do when they aren’t addicted to the internet

seriously what do you do with so much free time 

Mum: Can you come off the computer and help me with something?

Me: But, mum, I haven’t reached the end of my dash yet.

Mum: Oh, okay, when you’re finished then.

Me:

Me today

  • 10 am: time to eat
  • 11 am: internet
  • 1 pm: time to sleep
  • 3 pm: youtube
  • 4 pm: food
  • 5 pm: sleep
  • 8 pm: why am i so productive today i can't take it
  • Take this test to see if you are addicted to the Interne
  • Me: Yes.
  • The test hasn't started ye
  • Me: Yes.
  • No, you have to take the test before.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Yes.

Dad: “I’m leaving for a few days so like… don’t burn the house down.”

Me:

Dad: But be home when the cable guy comes, I think we’ll get faster internet after he’s finished.

Me:

When someone asks if you do any sports:

  • Me: *on tumblr*
  • Me: *remembers something that needs to checked on the internet*
  • Me: *opens new tab*
  • Me: *opens tumblr*
  • Me: *brain processing action*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: What did I just do?
  • Mum: So, have you finished your homework?
  • Me: No...
  • Me: But a test on the internet did tell me that I'd make an excellent evil supervillain.
  • Mum:
  • Mum: I guess that's good...

Seeing a cute guy on the internet:

Seeing that he likes the same films as you:

Seeing that he likes the same music as you:

Seeing that he lives on the other side of the country:

Being home sick and having no internet

Internet, where are all those cute, funny and nerdy guys you always keep telling us about?

Internet:

Dear random 36-year-olds who keep sending me friend invites,