When my mum tried to explain how to use the internet over the phone:
GOD DAMN IT CAT ARE YOU WATCHING PUSSY VIDEOS AGAIN YOUR INTERNET ADDICTION IS SERIOUSLY GETTING OUT OF CONTROL
i’m genuinely confused and worried
what do people do when they aren’t addicted to the internet
seriously what do you do with so much free time
Mum: Can you come off the computer and help me with something?
Me: But, mum, I haven’t reached the end of my dash yet.
Mum: Oh, okay, when you’re finished then.
Dad: But be home when the cable guy comes, I think we’ll get faster internet after he’s finished.
Seeing that he likes the same films as you:
Seeing that he likes the same music as you:
Seeing that he lives on the other side of the country: