grampasimpson:

one direction according to me


one direction according to me

grampasimpson:

one direction according to me

one direction according to me

Walking down the street alone at night singing Disney songs because you can

When you get a paper cut on your wrist and people start asking you if you’re cutting yourself

At first:

After a while:

When I have homework to do

What I think I’ll do:

What I actually end up doing:

When someone reblogs your post and adds: “Dying”

It’s settled. I’m a hilarious bamf.

The moment you realise that your back is aching and you’re not even 20 yet.

When your friend’s crush walks by

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: I cannot believe you. We’re not friends anymore.

Me:

Body fat is like the awkward kid who always shows up unexpected and never gets the hint that it’s time to leave.

A choice I have to make much too often.

A choice I have to make much too often.

To my future followers: