my friend said that she hates her parents’ parties because everyone always gets drunk and starts singing abba

that’s like 90% of the parties I go to and let me tell you whoever you are you will end up like this

I was riding a bike on my balcony earlier and my neighbour saw me from his balcony and instead of questioning my life choices we just had a nice chat about the weather thank you neighbour man

and now let’s play a game called wtf just flew over my house at 1am and where did it come from

it takes me like 7 hours to wake up in the morning

sonicmoonbeams:

helinr:

sonicmoonbeams:

it’s so hot outside it’s hot inside and there’s no air to breathe ughhhh

I like to put on my jogging clothes, not move and when I see someone just wipe the sweat off my head and go "nice day for a run ay mate"

have i told you you’re a legend yet cause ur a legend

do you remember when we went to see the importance of being earnest in middle school and they used flight of the conchords songs in the play because I sure do

we went to check out locations and basically walked 15 km in the sun without any wind and now I have tiny gnomes in my head mining my braincells 

I really need a job

my mum’s so done with me I just called to ask a simple question like could you sew me a fake pregnancy belly if I needed one and she just started laughing and hung up

my summer was supposed to be "oh I got so much stuff done" but instead it’s a lot of sweating and eating 4 ice lollies in an hour

the producer and director still haven’t given me any information about actors or locations so now I will have to find all the props and costumes in less than 2 weeks

*strums guitar* I’M OKAY BUT I’M KIND OF SAD AND WANT TO BASH MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL 95% OF THE TIME

my dad has a fever and he’s just watching a film with christopher walken on telly and it just looks like he’s questioning his entire life

in other news my left leg has regained 70% of its former stretchiness

broadway will never be what it could be without my mighty pipes and epic dance moves