I thought I saw slender man but it turned out to be the vaccuum

never before have I been so happy to see something that sucks so much

When you realise that someone used a photo you took as their profile picture:

Most people when they’re in love:

When they’ve had their heart broken:

Me all the time:

See a Superman shirt in a store

Me:

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Me:

Mum:

Me:

I got a Superman shirt.

Arrive home on my birthday to find:

FRENCH

THE

LLAMA

Thank you so much, John!

DFTBA

Smallville on TV again

My freaking childhood is back.

I might be getting bookshelves next week

Every time my post count ends with a zero, I feel like it’s time for a celebration.

Found €5 in my pocket with a note that said: Buy yourself something nice.

Past me sure knows how to flatter myself.

The moment you see a 8-year-old wearing a hat that has Stormtroopers on it.

My mum asked me to make a list of my favourite films and TV shows so she could tell Santa what I’d like for Christmas.

You don’t know how happy this makes me.

She doesn’t know what she’s gotten herself into.