i just realised how awkward typing “hahahahaha” with one hand is

it takes you just enough time to see how unfunny the thing you’re responding to really is

grampasimpson:

one direction according to me


one direction according to me

grampasimpson:

one direction according to me

one direction according to me

"Wait, I think I left my milkshake in the garden."

Me:

Friend:

Internet, where are all those cute, funny and nerdy guys you always keep telling us about?

Internet:

"Well, just shove it in there."

Friend:

Me:

  • Helin: Who would win - a nun with a chainsaw or Freddy Krueger?
  • Johanna: A nun with a chainsaw. Those bitches are crazy.

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Of course I’m taking over the world one message at a time. Using Facebook.