brilliant people make me swear so much
like who the fuck do you fucking think you are being so fucking brilliant get the fuck out no sorry i didn’t fucking mean that please come back aw shit they’ve gone
Adam Brody “Lovelace” Photoshoot - 2013 Sundance Film Festival
hugh fucking jackman
Dear Every Band I Like,
Screw your bloody concert locations.
SCREW THEM I SAY
Sincerely,
Robert Downey Jr. and his lovely eyebrows.
Write a pro-gay comment
Get more “thumbs down” than “thumbs up”.
My reaction:
I mean, why would you be against people loving each other and being happy?
I didn’t take it myself so facebook forced it on me.
Touché, facebook. Touché.
I dreamt that 4 drunk people were trying to be quiet because they didn’t want to disturb my slumber
Brain, how does that help?! HOW?!
When a teacher announces that there’s going to be a test during the last week of school:
Facebook: It’s *insert name of person you haven’t talked to in years* birthday. Say happy birthday!
Me:
Me: “I have a few cookies left so we can eat them.”
Friend: ”Oh, you mean the ones in the cupboard? Yeah, I ate those when you were in the bathroom.”
Me:
Internet, where are all those cute, funny and nerdy guys you always keep telling us about?
Internet:
