Me: *spends two days on set doing everything except studying for a Spanish exam*
Me: Oh of course, mother, I will not fail tomorrow.
see, normally people have this filter that prevents them from making really bad jokes
with me it’s more like this:
i should be studying but instead i’ve spent the last 3 and a half hours cleaning and eating a pomegranate
i wrote the heading for my essay
i think i deserve a two hour break
Dear Every Band I Like,
Screw your bloody concert locations.
SCREW THEM I SAY
Sincerely,
- me spilling tea on myself: NOOOO NOT THE TEA ah it burns BUT THE TEA OH THE INJUSTICE YOU PRECIOUS seriously i can feel my skin peeling off TEA TEA NO WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING damn that's hot OH THE AGONY THE GOOD PERISH SO YOUNG
urgh i have to go out and socialize
When teachers ask why you didn’t get a full night’s sleep:
this isn’t working out
what’s the return and exchange policy on life
How high school makes me feel:
i am actually watching americas next top model
what am i doing with my life
When you open a new album with iTunes and see this:
what do you mean over capacity
stop making me kill my babies itunes
Every time I try to plan my future:
When I’m riding my bike home at 2AM and the street lights turn off:
