My cat scratched me exactly across my wrist…
Mum: Can you come off the computer and help me with something?
Me: But, mum, I haven’t reached the end of my dash yet.
Mum: Oh, okay, when you’re finished then.
After a while:
The bandage around my arm makes me feel like I should be kicking some evil asses.
Finally some proper education for this generation of morons.
Also - I’m going to try to fit in as many related jokes as possible to make the one person who actually knows what I’m talking about look like an idiot.
and possibly more
Me: Oh, I can’t. I have a bunch of homework.
*goes to bedroom and starts listening to music*
It stopped and now I have nothing to complain about.