an apple a day keeps the doctor away so please everyone eat apples so I’ll have a bigger chance of becoming the next companion

When I see “bad wolf” written somewhere:

petition for me to be the 69th doctor

  • Me: *recites everything that happened in the last season of Doctor Who and then cries*
  • Mum: So... What about your math exam then?
  • Me: Huh? My what?
  • Mum: Your... Math exam... Tomorrow...
  • Me:
  • Me: Oh, yeah...That...
  • Me: I am going to fail that.

I had a dream where Eleven was singing along to Kashmir by Led Zeppelin (guitar parts and all) and when he’d sung the “I am a traveler of both time and space” verse he was so pleased with himself that he exited like this:

holy shit i was watching Doctor Who The Bells of Saint John and this thing popped up:

I bet you can tell when I’m procrastinating.

I’m really sorry, Matt, but at 2am my brain was convinced that this needed to be a 3 minute video.

I think it’s clear that I shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.

my only accomplishment in life has been getting people to watch my favourite tv shows

and by that ruining their lives

  • Me: School is totally ruining my research.
  • Friend: What research?
  • Me:
  • Me: The classic series of Doctor Who.
  • Friend: I knew it.
badwolfwench:

nowthatsprofound:

so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG

Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it’s bloody nothing because children are idiots.

badwolfwench:

nowthatsprofound:

so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG

Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No, it’s bloody nothing because children are idiots.

senorpond:

doctor who may seem like a fun silly show about a bowtie wearing alien but really it’s a spiralling pit of doom and pain that grips tightly onto your heart and drags it back into the depths of hades