there are people I follow and there are people I follow
you know what I mean?
As I was walking home in the dark I thought I saw something lurking in the shadows following me.
IT WAS A FREAKING CHIHUAHUA
after i finish high school i want to move to the uk in order to pursue my dream of becoming a stalker
Talking to an actress on a film set
Actress:
When I was younger I had to walk through a creepy park and just in case someone wanted to rape me, I carried a condom with me so I could give it to them, lay down and just say: "Take me, but be quick."
Everyone else:
*laughing*
Actress:
And sometimes, when passing a bunch of weird men, I'd just twitch from time to time so they wouldn't bother me.
Everyone else:
*stomach muscles hurting*
Actress:
And I also had this plan that when someone started chasing me, I'd start skipping and yelling: "Catch me! Catch me!"
Everyone else:
*death caused by lack of oxygen*
See a drop dead gorgeous guy on the bus
My brain:
And then he got off before me:
When you’re on the bus and the creepy guy won’t stop staring at you.
Outside:
Inside:
