When you’re in ballet class, trying to concentrate and the teacher puts on Eye of the Tiger so all you can think about is:
Entire class realises they were the fastest sperm.
Me: How do you know if an equation is homogeneous?
Johanna: He’s a homosexual.
Me: “Hey, if you squint then those eyes kind of look like…”
My group: Make pants compulsory to 16.
Teacher:”Oh, you mean that all the girls have to wear pants and not skirts?”
Us: “Umm, yeah… Yes, that is exactly what we meant.”
*feel the cold autumn wind*
“I wish the school was really on fire. At least then we could keep ourselves warm.”
“Yeah, and someone could bring a guitar and maybe even some marshmallows.”