A crazy lady on the bus actually called me a beatnik.
The most action I get is when a guy accidentally leans on me on a crowded bus.
"God will destroy us all if we do not forgive you pagans!"
"We must consume pure air!"
"Do NOT laugh! For you will be proven wrong!"
(A hard thing to do considering you’re wearing pink rubber boots.)
"Jugement day will arrive soon!"
"You shall see the light that shins from behind the moon!"
"Atheists will have to believe one day!"
As an antisocial weirdo I can’t help but think: