It’s my friend’s birthday today so could you please reblog this picture of him reenacting the scene from Amelie that he probably doesn’t want anyone to see. Thanks.

It’s my friend’s birthday today so could you please reblog this picture of him reenacting the scene from Amelie that he probably doesn’t want anyone to see. Thanks.

why do people celebrate birthdays so much i just happened to pop out my mum did most of the work go and ask her what she’s planning to do and what she wants as a gift I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS IT IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE

  • me: shit, it's almost october again
  • friend: what's wrong with october?
  • me: like 90% of my friend's parents forgot to use protection in january which means i starve in october
  • friend: what
  • me: everyone's birthday is in october
  • friend: my birthday is in october
  • me:
  • me: well, happy birthday.
  • me: here's my cereal.

Facebook: It’s *insert name of person you haven’t talked to in years* birthday. Say happy birthday!

Me:

Because tomorrow is her birthday and humiliation comes with the package.

(Don’t understand this? Google translate is your friend.)

Arrive home on my birthday to find:

FRENCH

THE

LLAMA

Thank you so much, John!

DFTBA

I’m 18 today.

Last weekend as a minor

"Watch all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes and drink all the tea!"

what a pathetic nerd

I just realised…

9 days until my brithday

What we give our friend to walk around with when it’s her 18th birthday.

What we give our friend to walk around with when it’s her 18th birthday.

Helin, I have your birthday present.

Susanna, my birthday is in January.

*Later when opening present:

Johanna guessed right: a true book of God.

Facebook is good for only two things:

  1. Checking how to spell a person’s name
  2. Finding out someone’s birthday