It’s my friend’s birthday today so could you please reblog this picture of him reenacting the scene from Amelie that he probably doesn’t want anyone to see. Thanks.
why do people celebrate birthdays so much i just happened to pop out my mum did most of the work go and ask her what she’s planning to do and what she wants as a gift I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS IT IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE
friend: what's wrong with october?
me: like 90% of my friend's parents forgot to use protection in january which means i starve in october
me: everyone's birthday is in october
friend: my birthday is in october
me: well, happy birthday.
me: here's my cereal.
Facebook: It’s *insert name of person you haven’t talked to in years* birthday. Say happy birthday!
Because tomorrow is her birthday and humiliation comes with the package.
(Don’t understand this? Google translate is your friend.)
Arrive home on my birthday to find:
Thank you so much, John!
Last weekend as a minor
“Watch all of Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes and drink all the tea!”
what a pathetic nerd
What we give our friend to walk around with when it’s her 18th birthday.
Helin, I have your birthday present.
Susanna, my birthday is in January.
*Later when opening present:
Johanna guessed right: a true book of God.