I had a dream that there was a Cary Grantuate school where guys learned to be Cary Grant. What a horrible world we live in that this is not a thing.

When I actually find food in the fridge:

A message from Anonymous
what is that c?

I’m not even sorry.

Wait, wait, wait my dear madam. Firstly, I would be on David’s team just because I have the biggest wish to take Lee down. Secondly, David used to dress up as a 18th century nobleman when he was little and he also used to proofread dictionaries so… We’re pretty much in the same boat, aren’t we?

According to this, I very much have a type:

  • white and nerdy
  • like twice my age
  • possibly dead
  • or even gay

I have a Spanish test tomorrow

And all I can think is:

Never regret the things you remember.

Never regret the things you remember.

If you want to scalp a man you must do a war dance first.

If you want to scalp a man you must do a war dance first.

RUN!

RUN!

When in doubt, ask the operator.

When in doubt, ask the operator.

I absolutely adore this movie.

I absolutely adore this movie.