When I actually find food in the fridge:
I’m not even sorry.
Wait, wait, wait my dear madam. Firstly, I would be on David’s team just because I have the biggest wish to take Lee down. Secondly, David used to dress up as a 18th century nobleman when he was little and he also used to proofread dictionaries so… We’re pretty much in the same boat, aren’t we?
According to this, I very much have a type:
- white and nerdy
- like twice my age
- possibly dead
- or even gay
I have a Spanish test tomorrow
And all I can think is:
Never regret the things you remember.
If you want to scalp a man you must do a war dance first.