vaginageorge:

making fun of other people’s appearance is so weak and it is never funny please behave

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

homosocks:

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

fygirlcrush:

coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

dont-spoop-yourself:

I love the commercials that are like these are REAL PEOPLE, not ACTORS, because we all know that actors aren’t people.

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

Astrological Asks

  • Aurora: What is the most beautiful thing that you can think of?
  • Stars: Who do you think of most?
  • Bolide: What makes you want to give up?
  • Comet: Who do you like to be with?
  • Constellation: Is your family blood related?
  • Eclipse: Is there someone who you think outshines you?
  • Equinox: What makes you calm?
  • Galaxy: Who do you want to be?
  • Meteor: What makes you feel alive?
  • Nova: When were you happiest?
  • Orbit: Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
  • Solstice: Do you prefer time with friends or time alone?
  • Sun Spots: What makes you feel bad about yourself?
  • Zenith: What makes you feel good about yourself?
  • Black Hole: Has there ever been a point where you thought nothing would get better?

asylum-art:

Jen Mann, Strange Beauties

Inspired by the circus, illusions, dreams and innocence of childhood, the Canadian artist Jen Mann launched in March this year its exhibition of portraits of long range, titled Strange Beauties. Outside the reality paintings that focus on freedom in all its definitions showing the various facets of the painter. His highly expressive and emotionally charged drawings have a variety of neon shades pastries playing with overlays and solid foundations, bringing a burst of color and pictures to behold.

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit