what the duck are you ducking quacking about you ducking fuck

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

bestnatesmithever:

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

i know

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

I thought this was my last shoot for a while but got another gig for next weekend

*realises that that means having to finish 2000 word essay 3 days before expected*

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

ART HISTORY MEME || [1/6] themes or series or subjects: Greek mythology

when a cute person accidentally does something that is cute

hurinthalions:

sebstan’s smile extends well beyond the corners of his lips like it can’t be bothered to recognize physical limitations on how faces work

image

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

so there’s a short film that’s not been released where Benedict Cumberbatch wears a old school diving suit the entire time with air flowing through it and all I can think about is