my mum told me about the parties she went to this weekend and I explained how I spent friday and saturday night writing my script

do you ever laugh so much that you grab your own boob

little hetero things

usbdongle:

color coding your infant children

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

muggleland:

the fourth/fifth glass of wine tastes exponentially better than the first

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

I watched god help the girl and saw like 3 people I know in person as extras

oralcontraceptivepillsmith:

*tells someone about debilitating mental health issue*

"yeah i think everyone gets that tbh"

pleasure-sighs:

quiet-knives:

PSA: because I keep seeing that shitty manipulated photo of Emma Watson on my dash. THAT PHOTO WAS PHOTOSHOPPED.  The original photo (with another from the same shoot, is from 2011 with Mariano Vivanco) are pictured above. Please don’t perpetuate this error. 

Deliberately spreading an altered image of Emma Watson which purports to show her breasts as a statement against threats of nude photo leaks is the height of hypocrisy and whoever did it should be ashamed. (x)

Omg so glad someone finally posted this. I kept thinking, good god this photo is horribly photoshopped.

my favourite hobby is drinking so much coffee that I feel I’m going to die

vinegod:

When that booty walks by by Steve Kardynal

misterbonesofficial:

spookyarms:

what is better than falling asleep next to someone you love? what’s better than listening to them breathing???

Guys being dudes

day man

Day man (ah-ah-ah) 
Fighter of the night man (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a master of karate 
and friendship 
for everyone

becapella:

why do we live in a world where some people still havent watched buffy the vampire slayer